Apply to win a TWELVE INCH WHOOPEE CUSHION!
Contest Description: Enter a (fiction or non-fiction) story about what happened when you sat on a whoopee cushion. Comment your story.
Contest Rules: The story can be fiction or non-fiction. The story must be in first person. The story must be AT LEAST one paragraph long, and the paragraph cannot be puny! After your story, in the comment, please summarize why you need this whopee cushion.
Note: If a tweleve inch whoopee cushion isn't your thing... You can win a mushroom keychain! Write about what happened when you dropped your keys. Same rules apply. 
Elliot's entry:
ReplyDeleteI farted on a whoopee cushion so loud, it made my car flip upside-down.
It was so loud, I blasted to the moon. And then, I brought the whoopee cushion with me. I farted on the whoopee cushion so much that the moon shrunk. By Elliot.
I need the whoopee cushion because it is big.- Ej.
(This is from Lily): I forgot to add, you can vote on your favorite stories, too! :) Thank you! Please enter!!!!
This is cool. I am not really interested in the key chain or the whoopie cushion, but I think Elliot's story is pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteHaha. I wouldn't really be interested either. You can suggest a prize! After you enter, if you win, you can pick something else like some erasers, or a headband I have maybe. You should enter though, you are awesome at writing!
ReplyDelete-Lily
Once I went with my family to Big Al's. We bowled and then visited the arcade. One of my lovely children traded in the tickets that they won for a whoopee cushion. Then it was time to leave. When we got back to the car we realized that we left the headlights on and the car battery was dead. Wah Wah Wah. I called my mother, who lives near Big Al's to come and jump start our battery. She came and helped us, because she is nice. I was getting back in the car to leave while saying goodbye to my mom, who was standing outside my car door. I sat down (surprise) on the whoopee cushion. A hilarious look came over my mother's face because she didn't know about the whoopee cushion and she thought I was actually farting very loudly. It was funny. Funnier than I made it sound here. Actually really funny.
ReplyDeleteHahahahah! I love that story.
ReplyDeleteWait, you don't want to be matching Key buddies with Me? Sighhhhhh..........
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