Apply to win a TWELVE INCH WHOOPEE CUSHION!
Contest Description: Enter a (fiction or non-fiction) story about what happened when you sat on a whoopee cushion. Comment your story.
Contest Rules: The story can be fiction or non-fiction. The story must be in first person. The story must be AT LEAST one paragraph long, and the paragraph cannot be puny! After your story, in the comment, please summarize why you need this whopee cushion.
Note: If a tweleve inch whoopee cushion isn't your thing... You can win a mushroom keychain! Write about what happened when you dropped your keys. Same rules apply. 
